Cowboys/Pirates

by Micah G

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Cowboys aren’t as cool as you think
Always playing in the mud I bet they stink
I don’t hang around those ugly folks
I’m trying to keep up a reputation

Cowboys don’t know how to read
What a lousy crowd
I’d teach them how If I could
But they’re also deaf in both ears

Cowboys are very ugly
No wonder they have troubles getting married
If I were them I’d ditch the stache
And get a new hat

Oh Cowboys (x5)

Put down your gun
Pick up a book
And read it
Women
Don’t like
Getting shot
You’ve got it wrong
If you ever
Want to marry
Your gonna need
This advice
Learn
To read and write
And be polite
Now your winning

Yeah
Pirates also, have a problem
They’re too stinky
Dang man like Sometimes I smell a pirate and faint
Cause they’re too stinky

And they get sick a lot
They don't get the minerals they need
It's too bad they're so stuck up
They must stink from spending so much time in Davy Jones locker

What a bunch of losers
Pretty lame, pirates are
Man, Pirates you know they just need a new perspective on life
Stop spending so much time on the seas
All washed up

Oh Pirates (x5)

WoaaHH! I’m sorry Pirates!
I’m sorry cowboys!
I didn’t mean to take away your pride!
Give me back my money please!
I need it for my car insurance!
I need it for the T-BUG payroll!
NOOOoo!

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released August 29, 2017

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